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Mass Effect NPC Convo. #1
Me and Parking Enforcer

Jan. 8 9:57 PM by Mark Burnham

Cut-scene:
Me running up to my car out of breath, puts hands on knees. Begs.
Please, don't write that. I'm moving it now.

Parking Enforcer: Just doin' my job, son. Ever since the new flock of tenants moved in, they're shackin' up with each other, puts parking in a state of chaos I tell you.

(Choices)
Sounds like you're doing more than your job
Back off, pig (aggressive).
I'm sorry, officer
Look, I'm here now. Can't you just erase the ticket from your little typey thing? Come on...hmph.

Parking Enforcer: Nope. Once I input something into the parking data collection system thing, it can't be erased. Ever. You'll just have to pay the ticket. Forever.

(Choices) Alright...may I spit-shine your shoes?
Investigate: Parking Data Collection
Goodbye
Wow, you're a liar.
I've heard parking enforcers say this before. "Once I put it in the system," blah blah. You're totally lying. And you're a fanny pack-wearer. This isn't fair and you know it!

Parking Enforcer: (Turns to face me, appears armed)
No one calls me a liar and lives. You humans are so petty with your complaints. We Parking Enforcers should have crushed you when we had the chance! (Moves face like it's morphing).

(Choices)
Uhh...
Bring it! (does the little Kung-Fu hand wave beckon)
Police! Help!
Just, stop.
Dude, you're a rent-a-cop. You're a future Denny's manager. You ruin people's days in a very small way. Good luck with that.
(Exeunt).

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